spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

(via supreme-shieldmaiden)

posted 12 hours ago

leftcoastjunkies:

said it

posted 12 hours ago

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

unamusedpixie:

I’m glad your wife got to have her Batman cake.  

(via isabellastandalittlebittaller)

posted 12 hours ago

No, I mean you move the TARDIS. Like Addams Family.

(Source: andremichaux, via doctorwho)

posted 12 hours ago

therapsida:

great going “dick smith”

therapsida:

great going “dick smith”

(Source: the-weird-wide-web, via tap-that-charlie-quinn)

posted 13 hours ago

queen-of-fallen-angels:

spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

I would celebrate it even if it was Satans birthday.
tbh: especially when it was Satans birthday

queen-of-fallen-angels:

spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

I would celebrate it even if it was Satans birthday.

tbh: especially when it was Satans birthday

(Source: cutebrows, via officialname)

posted 13 hours ago

(Source: guapobrien, via lyxdelsic)

posted 14 hours ago

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

(via procrastinatorstarr)

posted 14 hours ago

posted 14 hours ago

pistachioinfernal:

pokemonmasterkimba:

kingdom-fandom:

seaminglycomplex:

This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

THE FACE. WHEN THE WATER FALLS. OH GOD

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Wonderful recreation of the famous water/shower dancing scene from ‘Flashdance’. They even used the horse mask!

(Source: iraffiruse, via spookycadash)

posted 14 hours ago